May 2013
the-vashta-nerada:
superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
fuckbitcheseatpizza:
bigrnac:
im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time
My life in a sentence
permanentlyhiddlestoned:
phoenix:
sakibatch:
one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
I just spit water all over my desk.
“Whatever comes, let it come. What stays, let it stay. What goes, let it go.”
– Papaji (via tited)
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
poopflow:
doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
smathmouth:
seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
bigrnac:
lets play “how rude can i be until you realize i dont like you”
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
